| Name | Description | |
| Metallurgist | You got all the trophies... A final one for the cabinet |  |
| Completionist | Complete the game |  |
| Your Lessons Are Over | Complete all tutorials |  |
| Brain The Size Of A Planet | Complete the game without using any hints | |
| The Zen Of Screaming | Set the Kids' Exhibit to speak 'Aggressively' |  |
| Hunger Games | Feed Voxel a stolen sandwich | |
| Wash Pin Bowling | Knock Chipworth over | |
| Water The Plants | Turn the sprinklers on | |
| History Lesson | Learn the full story of Joey the Savior | |
| A Fishy Tail | Porpoisefully fail Jimmy's scary moment | |
| Poetry Slam | Watch a full poetry recital | |
| Cleanliness Is Next To Joeyness | Clean everything up, ready for the party | |
| Classic Threads | Unlock Foster's classic coat | |
| Rational Or Just Crazy? | Examine all of Graham's conspiracy posters | |
| Two Faced | Witness both Songbird's endings | |
| Ultimate Collector | Transfer all the holo-trinkets to your brooch | |
| Movie Buff | Discover all five movie posters | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |
| Hidden Trophy | Continue playing to unlock this trophy. | |