| Name | Description | |
| All Trophies??? | Platinum! |  |
| Long Shot | Hit an employee with a sharp object from 10 meters away |  |
| Sniper | Hit an employee with a sharp object from 20 meters away |  |
| If I can't then none of us can | Steal a gun from a supervisor's holster | |
| Headbutter | Kill a drone by knocking it with your head | |
| Junk Food | Feed a roomba | |
| Hugin & Munin | Have two crows in your inventory | |
| Two by two, blue on blue | Make a supervisor fire another supervisor | |
| Drop Dead | Drop a sharp object onto an employee | |
| Breakfast of Champions | Eat chocolate and cookies | |
| Me Love Cookies | Eat 8 cookies in 4 seconds | |
| Missing Link | Shatter 20 ceramic objects | |
| Faithful | Find the mouse | |
| Take the Plunge | Find the golden mouse | |
| Pecking Order | Find the hummingbird | |
| Best Birb | Find the golden hummingbird | |
| Feeling Crabby | Find the crab | |
| I'd Rather Be Shiny | Find the golden crab | |
| Sharkbait! Hoo Ha Ha | Find the fish | |
| SoFishticated | Find the goldfish | |
| The Early Bird | Find the crow | |
| Murder of Crows | Find the golden crow |  |
| Toaster | Find the robot toy | |
| By Your Command | Find the golden robot toy | |
| Collector | Find all basic collectibles | |
| Master Collector | Find all golden collectibles | |
| No Brainer | Hit 10 employees in the head with a sharp object | |
| Done Deal | Complete the game | |
| Standard Procedure | Complete the game on standard difficulty or harder | |
| Pushing The Envelope | Complete the game on extra difficulty | |
| Complete Data Center | Complete the arcade level Data Center | |
| Complete Main Shaft | Complete the arcade level Main Shaft | |
| Complete Shutdown | Complete the arcade level Shutdown | |
| Complete Welcome | Complete the arcade level Welcome | |
| Complete Consignments | Complete the story level Consignments | |
| Complete Enigma | Complete the story level Enigma | |
| Find April | Complete the story level Finding April | |
| Complete Genesis | Complete the story level Genesis | |
| Complete HR | Complete the story level HR | |
| Complete Showroom | Complete the story level Showroom | |