Here is the full list of all 12 The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe trophies - there are 11 gold and 1 platinum.
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
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Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
Quit the game and then start it again.
No seriously, we disabled it.
Complete The Stanley Parable.
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Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.
Click on door 430 five times.
Obtain all other trophies.
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.