The American Dream Trophies

• Lived The American Dream

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• Begin The Cycle

  (Chapter 1) Begin your journey into The American Dream

• Baby's Got a Gun

  (Chapter 3) Shoot the down the ducks with 100% accuracy
• Rising Star Award

  (Chapter 4) Catch the fast ball with your face
• Heartbreak

  (Chapter 5) Change your mind about which one of the twins you like
• Carnival Pleasures

  (Chapter 6) Shoot down 5 pins from the back row in the shooting game
• Royale With Cheese

  (Chapter 7) Earn at least $5.00
• Razzed My Berries

  (Chapter 8) Out-dance Rex George
• Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bullet

  (Chapter 9) Defeat the hose without getting hit by any bolts
• Oh Maggot!

  (Chapter 10) Eat at least 4 maggots from the cheese

• How Is Babby Formed

  (Chapter 11) Learn how babies are made
• Cleansing The Mind

  (Chapter 12) Hit yourself in the head with toilet paper
• Freedom of Speech

  (Chapter 13) Listen to all of Rex's objection before shooting him
• Vegan-Friendly Bagels

  (Chapter 14) Complete the stage without letting a single rat dough through
• Environmentally Conscious

  (Chapter 15) Shoot 15 beer cans into the trash can
• True Patriot

  (Chapter 16) Ensure all daisies survive til the end of the stage
• August 24th

  (Chapter 17) Eat the entire stack of waffles
• 370,000 Traces A Year

  (Chapter 18) Keep checking records even after given the option to Give Up

• Catch of the Century

  (Chapter 19) Shoot a fish in mid-air
• Edward Scissorguns

  (Chapter 20) Complete the stage without a single civilian casualty
• Peacemaker

  (Chapter 21) Blow up 20 cars
• The Ring of Freedom

  (Chapter 22) Witness the dawn of the Second American Revolution
• Muzzle Break

  Reach the Intermission
• Continue the Cycle

  Experienced the fake ending
• End the Cycle

  Experienced the true ending
• The Business of Freedom

  Buy 50 Guns

• Super Size Me

  Eat 30 pieces of food
• Happiness Is a Warm Gun

  Shoot 1000 bullets
• Bring All The Boys to The Yard

  Make a milkshake
• Jerkin Around

  Pump the shotgun 10 times without shooting
• Lock and Load

  Manually eject and reload your gun 100 times
• Twinkle Twinkle

  Shoot 1 hidden star
• Half a Patriot

  Shoot half the hidden stars
• Star Spangled Banner

  Shoot all 48 hidden stars