- Quick Learner
Beat the tutorial in under 26 seconds.
- Pedestrian
Finish 1-2 without touching the travelling block for more than half a second.
- Tight Fit
Skip the descending lift in 1-4.
- Migi Osu
Reach the second coffin in 1-5 in under 8 seconds.
- Ghost Ride Whip
Get to the second coffin in 1-B3 in under 8 seconds.
- Flash Freeze
Finish the last corridor in 2-1 by jumping under the icicles.
- Hey! Listen!
You should pay attention to The Fairy.
- No Chill
Beat 2-2 without touching any icicles.
- The Dave Method
Get through the spiky tunnel at the start of 2-5 by riding a corpse.
- Boulderdash
Jump on every block in the final corridor and beat the boulder to the exit of 3-2.
- Gravitron
Survive for 30 seconds in the cog room of 3-3 on at least V mode.
- Red Snake
Beat the Red Snake corridor in 3-4 with 0 corpses.
- Archeologist
Destroy all sand blocks in one life on 3-4.
- In The Fade
Get past the final shaft in 4-2 without wallsliding.
- Death Wish
Go backwards in 4-3 from the final coffin to the previous coffin.
- Inner Sanctum
Pass the third frost laser on 4-4 without stepping off frosty ground.
- Swinger
Beat 5-3 with less than 50 jump button presses.
- Warper
Beat 5-4 with less than 30 jump button presses.
- Doctor's Orders
Found Rudey's dark secret.
- 28 Seconds Later
Get to the 4th coffin in under 28 seconds on 6-2.
- Puzzle Platformer
Ascend the vertical shafts in 6-4 without activating each spitter more than once.
- Free Faller
Beat 6-3 in less than 30 jump button presses.
- Sandmaster Flash
Hop over the sand platforms in 6-5 without touching the bottom row.
- No Touching!
Beat 6-5 on Iron without pushing against Dark Rude Bear.
- Nine Rider
Beat the third deathclock on 7-4, only touching the marked platform
- Grafting
Complete one section 5 times on Practice Mode.
- Sinister
Complete Castle World in one go with only one hand.
- Absolutely Flowless
Complete Iceworld in one go without dying or fighting Flow.
- Pit Marauder
Beat Temple in under 8 minutes in one go, collecting all the fairy statues.
- Sub-Spartan
Complete Factory in one go with less than 300 jump button presses.
- Artificial Bear
Complete Spacestation in less than 10 deaths in one go.
- Undercooked
Beat Fleshworld in under 5 minutes 30 on V Mode in one go.
- Extreme Ironing
Beat Hateworld in under 10 minutes on Iron mode in one go.
- Ultimate Violet
Complete every level in Castle World without dying, including bonus levels.
- Ultimate Blue
Complete every level in Iceworld without dying, including bonus levels.
- Ultimate Yellow
Complete every level in Temple World without dying, including bonus levels.
- Ultimate Orange
Complete every level in Factory World without dying, including bonus levels.
- Ultimate Green
Complete every level in Spacestation World without dying, including bonus levels.
- Ultimate Red
Complete every level in Fleshworld without dying, including bonus levels.
- Ultimate Indigo
Complete every level in Hateworld without dying, including bonus levels.
- Iron-57
Complete every level in the game on at least Iron.
- Viridian Man
Complete every level in the game on at least V.
- Elf Kid
Complete every level in the game in 10 or less deaths.
- Wizard Piece
Collect every Fairy statue.
- Brown Bomber
Beat the Boss Rush Marathon without dying.
- Nonstop Rudeness
Beat the Full Run marathon in under 2 hours 10 minutes.