POSTAL: Brain Damaged Trophies

• I AM THE DUDE NOW

  Collect all of the other trophies.
• NO CURE

  Kill the big bad RONA without using the vaccine.

• THE CURE

  Kill the big bad RONA.
• I AM THE MANAGER

  Kill Karen.
• THIRD IMPACT

  Kill Tesloborgelion.
• I WANT TO BELIVE

  Find the third installment.
• DOUBLE THE EXCITEMENT

  Kill 5 hostiles with akimbo powerup active.
• TAKE THE BLUE PILL

  Kill 5 hostiles with quick pillz powerup active.
• GYM ENTHUSIAST

  Kill 5 hostiles with steroids powerup active.
• IT'S NOT WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

  Find a certain secret not on wednesday.

• TRYHARD

  Get 100% on any of the levels.
• PSPSPSPSPS

  Pet a cat.
• I AM CONFUS

  Confuse at least 5 hostiles with the yellow stream
• IT BURNS

  Burn at least 5 hostiles with the yellow stream
• IT'S BIGGER WHEN IT'S WARM

  Freeze at least 5 hostiles with the yellow stream
• HE'S NOT A REAL BOY

  Make Tesloborgelion's boy parts wet
• TINDER

  Find all enemy codex entries.
• DREAM WITHIN A DREAM, WITHIN A DREAM

  Find all location codex entries.

• SECOND AMENDMENT

  Find all weapon codex entries.
• WELCOME TO THE COLONY

  Kill a certain group of hostiles in the forest.
• MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST

  Kill a certain group of hostiles in the neighbourhood.
• PREMATURE EVACUATOR

  Finish any level below the speedrun threshold.

  1 guide
• RELOADING!

  Use an ammo box.
• DAMAGE CONTROL

  Restore health with a certain item
• GOD SAVE THE DUDE

  Use portable armor.
• IT'S WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

  Find a certain secret on wednesday, my dude.

• NO, U

  Reflect 10 projectiles.