The first trophy you'll get is at 5 hits on the jar, which is:
The the 20-tap and 50-tap trophies are listed at the bottom of the page.
The first storyline starts at 75 hits on the jar. Press 
to equip the Red Bikini to start the first story.
The Aqua Coloured Storyline:
Red Bikini! at 75 hits
Cheetah at 50 hits
Topless! at 100 hits
Crème a la Mayo at 125 hits
Banana! at 200 hits
Potato! at 300 hits
Catsup at 200 hits
Red Cheetah at 300 hits
Elephant fun times! At 500 hits
The Yellow Coloured Storyline:
The first story tile would have unlocked in the early stages of the last story at 150 hits
Balls of Yarn at 150 hits
Rain at 50 hits
Z's at 100 hits
Blonde bombshell! at 150 hits
Cheesy Rap at 50 hits
Catch my cold! at 250 hits
Screwed at 150 hits
Vanished... at 300 hits
I'm just a mayo. at 500 times
The Orange Coloured Storyline:
Young Boy at 90 hits
Rock Star! at 10 hits
Dad at 50 hits
Ordinary at 100 hits
Identity Issues... at 200 hits
Best Seller at 10 hits
Glam Rock at 100 hits
Support! at 300 hits
A Mime? at 50 hits
The Cyan Coloured Storyline:
Something Important at 120 hits
The Box of Love at 10 hits
Just Kidding... at 10 hits
Move at 10 hits
Muscles at 10 hits
Part of Life at 10 hits
Philosophy at 10 hits
Talking about life at 10 hits
I am Mayonnaise! at 10 hits
The Green Coloured Storyline: (Accumulated taps)
No Brainer at 20 hits
Trimmed hearts at 50 hits
Micro downsizing at 200 hits
20th century diet at 350 hits
Go eat cake at 500 hits
Nosey Caesar at 550 hits
Club at 700 hits
Short timer at 1500 hits
Knee record at 3000 hits
Venus-wise at 5000 hits
*The Crow movie pun* At 8000 hits
An ingredient to rule them all at 10,000 hits
Finally, you'll unlock this trophy for completing everything.
Lastly, we have the platinum trophy.
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