Full list of all 83 Goat Simulator trophies - 62 bronze, 15 silver, 5 gold and 1 platinum.
The base game contains 31 trophies, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 52 trophies.
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Find all collectibles on level 2
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Do no evil
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Travel to space!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Survive 10 days
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather $1000000
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Destroy All Freighters
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Run Wild With The Podracer
Find All Collectibles
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Complete Test Chambers
Visit The Badehaus
Tag 10 Walls
Find All The Pony Horses
Headbutt All Alien Eggs