Full list of all 83 Goat Simulator trophies - 62 bronze, 15 silver, 5 gold and 1 platinum.
The base game contains 31 trophies, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 52 trophies.
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Finish all manual quests
Find all collectibles on level 2
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Lick the Hanging Glider
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Travel to space!
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Do no evil
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Trash the server room
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jump on the launchpad
Jörgen
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather $1000000
Tag 10 Walls
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Find All The Pony Horses
Find All Collectibles
Visit The Badehaus
Complete Test Chambers
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Run Wild With The Podracer
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat