Full list of all 83 Goat Simulator trophies - 62 bronze, 15 silver, 5 gold and 1 platinum.
The base game contains 31 trophies, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 52 trophies.
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
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Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Find all collectibles on level 2
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Lick the Hanging Glider
Travel to space!
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Finish all manual quests
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Do no evil
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Craft all items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find All Collectibles
Visit The Badehaus
Find All The Pony Horses
Complete Test Chambers
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Tag 10 Walls
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Run Wild With The Podracer
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Gather $1000000
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair