Full list of all 83 Goat Simulator trophies - 62 bronze, 15 silver, 5 gold and 1 platinum.
The base game contains 31 trophies, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 52 trophies.
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the blocks
I'm sorry about my goat
Finish all manual quests
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all collectibles on level 2
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Lick the Hanging Glider
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Do no evil
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Find All Collectibles
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Tag 10 Walls
Visit The Badehaus
Run Wild With The Podracer
Find All The Pony Horses
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Complete Test Chambers
Gather $1000000
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair