Here is the full list of all 51 Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard trophies - there are 39 bronze, 9 silver, 2 gold and 1 platinum.
Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!"
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."
Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…"
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."
Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."
Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."
Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"
Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."
Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"