- Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol.
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun.
"That was a blast!"
- Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
- Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
- Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
- Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
- Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
- Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
- Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
- No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
- Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
- Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
"It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"
- Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
- Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
- Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"You've done this before, haven't you?"
- Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
- ...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
- Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang.
"Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
Defeat Sting Sniperscope.
"Your present ends now."
- Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
- Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
- Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack.
"Good for you. Coward."
- Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
- Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."
- Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
- Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
- Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
- Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
- Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
- Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
- Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
- Observe the Grenade
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher.
"Test the grenades: check!"
- Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
- Meet Quentin.