Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard Trophies

Full list of all 51 Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard trophies - 39 bronze, 9 silver, 2 gold and 1 platinum.

  • King of Hazard Land!

    Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"


    Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

  • Take 5.

    Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"

  • Straight-A Student

    Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

  • Hands-On Approach

    Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

  • Eat FIST!

    Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

  • Feeling Punchy

    Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

  • Headache

    Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

  • Migraine

    Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

  • Head of the Class

    Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

  • Better Than One

    Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"

  • Plink

    Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."

  • Pull!

    Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"

  • Auto Dealer

    Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

  • Russian Attack

    Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

  • Peekaboo...I Shot You!

    Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

  • Blind Luck

    Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

  • Second Amendment

    Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

  • Say "No" to Pots

    Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

    1 guide
  • Fire Hazard

    Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

  • Uncovered

    Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

  • Boom

    Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

  • No Pain, No Gain

    Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

  • Maxx Karnage

    Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

  • Shield Master

    Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"

  • Just a Flesh Wound

    Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

  • Hazard Avoider

    Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

  • Pseudo-Hazard

    Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. " least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"

  • Hazard Master

    Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"

    1 guide
  • Multiplayer Master!

    "What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."

  • ...Where Credit is Due

    Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

  • Disco is Dead

    Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"

  • Stung

    Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."

  • Head Cheese

    Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."

  • Meat Your Maker

    Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."

  • Draw

    Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."

  • Bedlam Basher

    Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."

  • Dances With Guns

    Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"

  • Russian to the Finish

    Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."

  • Deja-Vu

    Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."

  • Death Hazard

    Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

  • Housing Crisis

    Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

  • Pure Energy

    Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

  • Well, I Heard Them Scream

    Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."

  • Tramm Ride

    Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."

  • Your Turn

    Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."

  • Talk!

    "What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."

  • Deja-Vu (All Over Again)

    Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"

  • Observe the Grenade

    Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!"

    1 guide
  • Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands

    Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…"

  • Meet Quentin.

    Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"